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Finish These Jokes And We'll Tell You How Dad You Are

Hi, hungry. I'm dad!

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We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to share their favorite dad jokes. The results were cheesier than a slice of pizza.

  1. Are you okay??
    Sorry we don't serve food here.
    Who are you?? Sandwiches don't walk?
    What can I getcha?
  2. If they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
    So they can go in one end and out the other.
    They normally just have one...?
    If they had more than two, the chickens would get confused. :(
  3. Because he was very thirsty.
    Because he was a little horse.
    Because he asked for it politely.
    Because he was a good friend.
  4. Wiggle it around.
    You blow in it really hard.
    Tissues cannot dance.
    Put a little boogie in it.
  5. #Bless it.
    Read Psalm 103.
    Boil the hell out of it.
    Cross your fingers.
  6. Bubb@Gump78.
    Jenny.
    BoxOfChocolates.
    1forrest1.
  7. Fed-Up.
    FedEx-UPS.
    A nightmare.
    The Big Post.
  8. Ba-na-na-naaaaaaa.
    He's more into beets than fruits!
    Orange.
    Strawberry.
  9. Yes, your honor.
    No, your honor.
    No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!
    I...don't understand the question?
  10. He never went! Dentists are the worst!
    Sometime after work.
    During his lunch break.
    Tooth hurt-y.

Finish These Jokes And We'll Tell You How Dad You Are

You got: 5% Dad

WEE-OO. WEE-OO. TURN THIS CAR AROUND. You're not a dad! You're, like, a very literal teen or something!

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You got: 74% Dad

That's a pretty high dad score, champ. Your dad powers are out of control. Now go give some heartfelt advice to some teens and crack bad jokes to your heart's content.

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You got: 150% Dad

Oh. Hi dad. You...are very, very dad. You've mastered the art of the fart joke and you make wearing your cell phone on your belt look almost fashionable.

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You got: 37% Dad

Sorry squirt, you're not quite dad enough yet. It's okay. Swap out your polarized lenses for transition lenses and you'll be well on your way.

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