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Finish These Jokes And We'll Tell You How Dad You Are

A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.  The bartender says...

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Did you hear the news?! FedEx and UPS are merging. Now they'll be known as...

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge says, 'First offender?' She says...

WEE-OO. WEE-OO. TURN THIS CAR AROUND. You're not a dad! You're, like, a very literal teen or something!

5% Dad

That's a pretty high dad score, champ. Your dad powers are out of control. Now go give some heartfelt advice to some teens and crack bad jokes to your heart's content.

74% Dad

Oh. Hi dad. You...are very, very dad. You've mastered the art of the fart joke and you make wearing your cell phone on your belt look _almost_ fashionable.

150% Dad

Sorry squirt, you're not quite dad enough yet. It's okay. Swap out your polarized lenses for transition lenses and you'll be well on your way.

37% Dad

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Finish These Jokes And We'll Tell You How Dad You Are

We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to share their favorite dad jokes. The results were cheesier than a slice of pizza.

Finish These Jokes And We'll Tell You How Dad You Are

We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to share their favorite dad jokes. The results were cheesier than a slice of pizza.

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