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Pick A Potato And It Will Give You A Pep Talk

You try to punch open the potato, but it immediately fights back by spraying you with pesticides. Why on earth would you pick THAT potato?

The potato immediately fights back.

You punch open the potato, revealing this message: "Don't ever mess with the person serving your food. They could spit in your taters or use them to mop the floor, and you would never know it."

The potato says: you should never piss off the chef

You punch open the potato, revealing this message: "If you chase your dreams of becoming a wedge fry and end up only being a shoestring, at least you can say you tried. It's better to have tried than to constantly wonder."

The potato says: it's easier to live with rejection than regret

You punch open the potato, revealing this message: "If you're going to spend hours in the kitchen making fries, then they might as well be good fries."

The potato says: if you're going to do it, you might as well do it well

You punch open the potato, revealing this message: "Every tater's life is different, so never forget that you can learn something new from everyone you meet."

The potato says: everyone you meet knows something that you don't

You punch open the potato, revealing this message: "Yeah, failing sucks. The first time I tried to become an au gratin potato dish I ruined the whole thing. But you know what, it worked out. Now I'm mashed potatoes so I'm still pretty tasty."

The potato says: sometimes good things can come out of failing

You punch open the potato, revealing this message: "Those 10-gallon buckets of fries look tasty, but if you can't carry them, can you really enjoy them?"

The potato says: you should only pack what you can carry

You punch open the potato, revealing this message: "Look, I'm just a humble spud. No seriously, I'm a potato. Trust yourself because you know what's best for YOU!"

The potato says: don't listen to a potato, you should trust YOU

You tried to punch open the potato, but since this potato was heavily picked on in school, the physical pain causes some very unpleasant memories to resurface and it immediately starts crying. Wow, you're rude.

You just made this potato cry

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Pick A Potato And It Will Give You A Pep Talk

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