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If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die
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if you're in seattle and you drive by my house prepare for the fright of your life
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1 out of every 5 people you see dressed up at your halloween party is just me, changing costumes, every 6 minutes
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love seeing the creative halloween costumes, like "cold nurse", "cold schoolgirl", "shivering female superhero", "uncomfortably chilly pirat
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Halloween is coming up and I still have no idea what I'm going to be for the rest of my life.
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people keep asking me what i will be for halloween and my answer is that i am halloween
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The Halloween knock-off costume names are so good
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U can give out anything on Halloween it doesn't have to be candy last year I gave a kid my cable bill it was awesome he paid it & everything
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idea for haunted house: dimly lit grocery store sprinkled with people you haven't talked to since high school
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Not saying I'd rather eat a bowl of thumb tacks than a bowl of candy corn just saying it'd be a difficult choice
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The more effort you put into dressing your dog for Halloween, the more everybody else feels sorry for you.
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What's a good Halloween costume that doesn't require makeup and isn't uncomfortable and is my regular clothes?
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For Halloween should I be Girl In Sweats Ordering Chinese Food or Girl In Pajamas Ordering Pizza
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Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand.
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For Halloween I'm going as that feeling you get at a store when you try to refold a sweater properly & put it back on the shelf.
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Today is Halloween. Or as Lady Gaga calls it, amateur night.
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My Halloween name is my regular name because it scares people regularly
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Congrats to "Monster Mash" on winning the VMA for "Best Halloween Song" for the 52nd consecutive year
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*Joe Biden throws Halloween catalog at wall* WHY IS THERE NO SLUTTY VICE PRESIDENT COSTUME
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Skeletons are a weird costume cuz you already got one of those in your body you're pretty much a bone oreo with skin frosting dude
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when someone says it's too early to be excited for Halloween
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halloween: how i wanna be vs how im gonna be
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Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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