Community·Posted on Oct 12, 2017Literally Just 24 Tweets About Halloween That Will Make You Pee Your Pants Laughing*spits out pumpkin spice latte*by AnjaliCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community Team 1. september22 @hodgesboi15 If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die Sat Oct 12 02:51:40 UTC+0000 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. spookymoof @supermoof if you're in seattle and you drive by my house prepare for the fright of your life Sun Oct 16 20:09:50 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. chuuch @ch000ch 1 out of every 5 people you see dressed up at your halloween party is just me, changing costumes, every 6 minutes Sun Oct 25 00:57:26 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. tara shoe @tarashoe love seeing the creative halloween costumes, like "cold nurse", "cold schoolgirl", "shivering female superhero", "uncomfortably chilly pirat Fri Oct 25 07:43:18 UTC+0000 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Sam Grittner @SamGrittner Halloween is coming up and I still have no idea what I'm going to be for the rest of my life. Sun Sep 27 02:54:32 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Lorde @lorde people keep asking me what i will be for halloween and my answer is that i am halloween Fri Oct 31 22:22:39 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. shut up, mike ginn @shutupmikeginn The Halloween knock-off costume names are so good Tue Oct 18 23:09:02 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans U can give out anything on Halloween it doesn't have to be candy last year I gave a kid my cable bill it was awesome he paid it & everything Mon Oct 10 18:19:08 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. paperwash© @PaperWash idea for haunted house: dimly lit grocery store sprinkled with people you haven't talked to since high school Sat Sep 05 03:51:30 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Anthony @Anthonytothe Not saying I'd rather eat a bowl of thumb tacks than a bowl of candy corn just saying it'd be a difficult choice Wed Oct 07 23:00:58 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. caprice crane @capricecrane The more effort you put into dressing your dog for Halloween, the more everybody else feels sorry for you. Thu Oct 17 17:01:42 UTC+0000 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Alex Baze @bazecraze What's a good Halloween costume that doesn't require makeup and isn't uncomfortable and is my regular clothes? Wed Oct 19 02:58:10 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Paige @PeachCoffin For Halloween should I be Girl In Sweats Ordering Chinese Food or Girl In Pajamas Ordering Pizza Wed Oct 29 00:54:28 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Matt Roller @rolldiggity Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand. Mon Oct 27 21:46:43 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. rob delaney @robdelaney For Halloween I'm going as that feeling you get at a store when you try to refold a sweater properly & put it back on the shelf. Sat Oct 20 22:31:21 UTC+0000 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Anjeanette Carter @anjeanettec Today is Halloween. Or as Lady Gaga calls it, amateur night. Wed Oct 31 17:55:51 UTC+0000 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin My Halloween name is my regular name because it scares people regularly Mon Oct 28 17:45:15 UTC+0000 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Brendan O'Hare @brendohare Congrats to "Monster Mash" on winning the VMA for "Best Halloween Song" for the 52nd consecutive year Mon Aug 25 01:41:21 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Pumpkin Spiceotope @BuckyIsotope *Joe Biden throws Halloween catalog at wall* WHY IS THERE NO SLUTTY VICE PRESIDENT COSTUME Wed Oct 22 01:42:23 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Jeffrey Hadz @Hadzilla Skeletons are a weird costume cuz you already got one of those in your body you're pretty much a bone oreo with skin frosting dude Mon Oct 29 13:39:58 UTC+0000 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. PMPKNQUEEN @rockyymouse when someone says it's too early to be excited for Halloween Sun Sep 25 17:55:15 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. tank @alexdoradoo halloween: how i wanna be vs how im gonna be Fri Sep 23 01:09:33 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Katie Dippold @katiedippold Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe Thu Jun 30 18:22:41 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. david sanchez @gotham146 Tbt to Halloween when I went to my friend's house for a grown ups drinking wine party but there was more of a babad… https://t.co/C7bazsUKNi Sun Oct 30 04:49:18 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Did you know you can sign up for a BuzzFeed Community account and create your own BuzzFeed posts? Here's a handy guide to help you start posting today!