Which Arthur Character Are You Based On Your Horoscope?

Jekyll, Jekyll, or Hyde?

Binky (Sagittarius)

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You're the head of the tough customers, but on the inside you're like a warm gooey chocolate chip cookie. You're a lover of the arts such as clarinet, ballet, and opera. You are also an avid Lance Armstrong biker fan. You could bond with Squidward about your love of clarinet.

Muffy (Leo)

You're a girl who knows what she wants and will stop at nothing to get it. You are very self confident for a girl who has head lice and you like to be the center of attention at all times. This usually means buying an entire doll population with your dads money. However, even though you are very self absorbed you care a lot about your friend. Also what animal are you? a muffin?

Dora wInifRED (Aries)

You're impatient because you're literally 5 years old. Everything you do is for attention and sometimes you even hurt yourself like the time you broke your brothers airplane and he punched you. You cried because you're literally a fetus and your brother got in trouble even though you had it coming. Because you are a zygote you thrive because of your youthfulness and curiousity.

Mr. Ratburn Deez Nuts (Scorpio)

You're the most authoritative figure on this planet. You gave little kids nightmares of the 3rd grade since 2001. You have no chill and you're so intense in the classroom it has some of the ladies wondering whether that translate in the bedroom. You are commonly associated with Satan, Death, and Sex. The episode where you lived with Arthur showed a more pedophilic side to your nature and turned you from a 2D character to a 3D person. However in the end, they all got through your Hellish Island and you molded these young flocks of animals into a fine organized herd.

Buster Baxturd (Taurus)

There's no way around it, you are a smelly foodaholic. You're head is a toxic wasteland that can't support even the life of a lice colony. You think you're the shit because you got your own spinoff but who even watched "Postcards from Buster", other than drunk men who had fallen asleep with the TV on and prison convincts who can't change the channel. There's nothing more to say about you. You will always try to be Arthur, but you will never have the title of the show B I T C H. We all remember you are a thief, but this show isn't an action figure you could grab from a toy store.

Pal (Pisces)

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You've got a friend in me

You've got a friend in me

When the road looks rough ahead

And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed

You just remember what your old pal said

Boy you've got a friend in me

Yeah you've got a friend in me

You've got a friend in me

You've got a friend in me

You got troubles and I got 'em too

There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you

We stick together, we can see it through

'Cause you've got a friend in me

You've got a friend in me

Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am

Bigger and stronger too

Maybe

But none of them

Will ever love you the way I do

It's me and you boy

And as the years go by

Our friendship will never die

You're gonna see it's our destiny

You've got a friend in me

You've got a friend in me

You've got a friend in me

Arthur (Cancer)

You the moodiest piece of a-a-r-d-v-a-r-k, one second you gonna be deepthroating an entire cake the next second you be punching your sister in the throat. You're catchphrase is "Talk shit, get hit" You the real tough customer and could probably take the pansy ass Binky Barnes in a fight any day. You are so sensitive. Your zygote sister just broke your toy airplane and you ate her snowball and killed her. You really are locked away in a mental institution and every Arthur episode is a hallucination you have while high on antidepressants.

Brian (Capricorn)

I don't why you in a cockroach costume because you a mountain goat. You the ill fuckboi what 8 year old has posters of Albert Einstein in their room, you're gonna grow up to be a lonely virgin. You're Mr. Ratburn's (Satan's) number 1 fan. The closest feeling you get to orgasm is finishing a math problem. Education is the only high you need. You ejaculate every time you see one of Ratburn's pop quizzes. Sometimes you even need to go to the bathroom and clean yourself, but you are still the first one done. Good luck

Francine (Libra)

You are a balance between male and female. You own a love hole, but think like a man. You represent harmony and tranquility. You don't care what people think of you and thats why you are friends with Muffy Crosswire. Your brash attitude turns a lot of people off, and you find it hard to maintain friendships. You also can't sing or play drums, but no one wants to tell you because you might verbally abuse them. You are also always at Arthurs house because you want to be a part of the show, but no one wants you there. Word of advice to all the Francine's of the world, take a chill pill.

Fern (Virgo)

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u a boring ass hoe

Tibble Twins (Gemini)

Satan's children

Prunella (Aquarius)

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