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The Only Would You Rather Quiz You Need To Take

Get caught cutting by Hanna or Francis?

Get your asshole tickled by Oprah or Ina Garten?

Wear a shirt made out of Kevin Jonas's afro or Chase Matthews from Zoey 101?

Burn each individual pubic hair or have pubic lice?

Spread your asscheeks for Shrek or have a minion shove a ba-na-na up your asshole

Shit your pants in front of your celeb crush or pee in your celeb crush's palm

Lose your virginity to Bet On It or Gotta Go My Own Way?

Have taste buds on your butthole or poop through your mouth?

Have your spouse shout their moms name during orgasm or think of ex president William Henry Harrison every time you get aroused?

cry yourself to sleep every night or watch your friends die around you and outlive all of them

now go get an exorcism and dunk your body in some holy water

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