Single girls always complain about how hard it is to meet a nice guy. As annoying, corny, and cliche as that complain is, it really is true... sometimes.
Here's the story.
A girl went out with her friends on a Friday night. She met a man named TJ, who at the time seemed like a nice guy. He was polite, funny, and intelligent. He graduated from a great college, is a great conversationist, and has a respectable job (in retrospect, how respectable is finance really?). They talked about current affairs and the city life.They exchanged numbers, said their goodbyes, and went their separate ways. The next morning, she saw an unread text from him. She opened it and was absolutely horrified at what she saw. He put it all out there... literally.
He sent her a selfie picture of himself shirtless with his pants pulled down to the knees. His penis is cleverly covered by a long black sock. The caption: First beer of the day.
It's important to note that this guy, TJ, actually took the time to pull down his pants, find a sock, grab a beer, and pose in front of his mirror in order for this picture to happen. If he was already naked, that's one thing. He took the time to think about all of this. He took the time to decide and to put in the effort to send this picture as his first text to the girl.
Guys, don't do this. Don't EVER do this. Don't go for the do or die strategy. It will most likely blow up in your face. It will most likely end up on Buzzfeed and be the laughing stock of the entire internet community.
Another note, what you did was not only inappropriate, disgusting, and vomit worthy, it is also insulting and degrading. Who do you think she is? A hussy on the street who is going to hop on you now because you sent her a picture of your pale beer belly? Get your act together man.
Single girls, watch out. You got your job cut out for you. Men like this TJ here actually exist. I know, it's unbelievable.
The actual picture is below. Just a warning, the picture is vomit worthy.
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