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Tell Us: Have You Ever Snapped One Off At Work?

I mean, no judgement here, but please consult your company's individual HR guidelines.

Masturbation: we all do this.

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Work: some of us do this.

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But do you ever combine the two?

Fair game?

Or no-go?

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Let us know.

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  1. Have you ever jerked it at work?

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Have you ever jerked it at work?
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    It was only once I swear.
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    Yes, every day.
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    No, ew, I would never.
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    I don't prefer it, but sometimes you gotta do what needs to be done.
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    Where else would I masturbate?
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    ...funny story, I'll tell you all about it in the comments.