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Order A Coffee And We'll Tell You When You'll Have Sex Next

Pick your coffee:

Any cream?

What about sweetener?

Iced?

Any flavoring?

Do you need a cardboard sleeve for your coffee?

Pick a fancy latte art:

Take a shower. Brush your teeth. You're getting laid tonight!

Tonight

You'll be rewarded for a tough week with some good, solid sexy time.

This weekend

Just hold on a little bit longer. Sex is just around the river bend.

Next week

Be patient. It'll be a few weeks but you're having sex soon, we promise.

Next month

I know this seems crazy specific, but it's accurate. Set an alert in your phone. You're having sex 67 days from now.

In 67 days

It might be a little while until you have sex again, but it will be a really good birthday present.

On your next birthday

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Order A Coffee And We'll Tell You When You'll Have Sex Next

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