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Do You Actually Have Terrible Movie Opinions?

Everyone wants to say "Empire" is the best because that's the "smart" opinion to have. People don't want to admit that "Return" is fucking great and that Ewoks are cute as hell. The speeder bikes are rad. The Sarlacc is in it! Admiral Akbar says "It's a trap!" Fuck yeah, "Jedi" rocks.

"Return of the Jedi" is the answer.

First, which is the best original Star Wars movie?

In "Fellowship" it takes like two hours for Frodo to even get off his ass and do something. ROTK drags on for an hour too long. All the action happens in "The Two Towers." It has the battle of Helm's Deep and also the single best scene in the trilogy, the Ents' storming of Isengard.

"The Two Towers" is the only acceptable answer.

Okay but what about the "Lord of the Rings" movies? Which is the best one?

None of these movies are as good as people think they are, but "The Departed" is the best among them. It's got Leo, Marky Mark, Jason Bourne AND Jack Nicholson. AND fucking Kevin Corrigan.

It's "The Departed"

Which DiCaprio-Scorsese flick is the best?

This time the popular opinion is the correct one. It's literally a prequel AND a sequel.

The answer is "The Godfather: Part II"

Which is the best of the "Godfather" trilogy?

Haters gonna hate, but we all know the third Harry Potter movie is the best Harry Potter movie. It's the only one directed by arty director Alfonso Cuarón after the first two were directed by “Home Alone”-ass Chris Columbus. Cuarón's style elevates the film. There’s an omnipresent darkness, the gorgeous cut scenes of the Womping Willow which subtly convey the changing of seasons. And sure, this movie begins the omission of crucial Marauders storylines from the movies, but at least it gives us a great Lupin! And there's time travel. And Buckbeak. This is when the trio stops being little kids and start to be badasses.

"The Prisoner of Azkaban" is the answer.

Which is the best Harry Potter film?

It's an origin story before every franchise had an origin story. And Vanilla Ice is in it. I still want to re-watch all three now though.

"Secret of the Ooze" is the best one, hands down.

Which of the original Ninja Turtles movies is the best?

Doc Brown is right: The Old West is the best period in world history. They try to run the DeLorean on moonshine! They try to push it to 88mph with a train. How are they gonna get back to the present while reconciling once again with their absurd, multi-decade beef with the Tannens? Why does this movie get a bad rap?

"Back to the Future Part III" is the best one and if you think otherwise you're deluding yourself.

Which is the best "Back to the Future"?

Listen, "The Winter Soldier" is a technical masterpiece, especially coming from directors who had mostly done TV. The story is a straight up homage to 70s espionage thrillers but still somehow manages to mix in super heroes and comic book conspiracy plots seamlessly. It also doesn't depend on a huge roster of heroes like "Civil War" or "Age of Ultron" do. And yes, we omitted "Ant Man." We're you really going to pick "Ant Man"?

It's "Captain America: The Winter Soldier." Duh.

Which is the best film from the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

This is the peak action movie of the peak action era with the genre's seminal star. It's the greatest sequel of all time. It was a revolution in special effects. Eddie Furlong is badass. Linda Hamilton is badass. The T1000 is badass. And "Avatar" is trash.

It's "Terminator 2: Judgement Day."

Which is the ultimate James Cameron masterpiece?

"Predator" is the perfect action movie. It has two future governors. It comes down to a one-on-one battle between two ultimate soldiers, one human, one alien. Guess who wins?

"Predator" is the answer.

Speaking of Schwarzenegger, what's his best movie?

We all love "Toy Story,' but "Finding Nemo" is the premier Pixar movie. It was a leap in animation: the backgrounds, the details, the incredible ranger of colors was like nothing before in an animated movie. And it had Ellen speaking in whale language. It's the best.

"Finding Nemo" is the best Pixar movie.

What's the best Pixar movie?

All these movies are grerrible in their own way (great + terrible) but "Mortal Kombat" is actually like a pretty satisfying action movie. It's basically the same structure as classics like "Bloodsport" (and assembling of the world's best fighters) and seeing your franchise favorites come to life was thrilling (the on-screen versions in MK were way better than the budget-ass "Street Fighter" characters!) The scene with Scorpion and Johnny Cage in the grove is legit terrifying! And Goro! I could go on.

"Mortal Kombat" is the correct answer.

What's the best 90s video game movie?

I'm sorry but your taste in movies is not good.

Almost there. Where did you go wrong? Was it the Pixar question?

Congrats, you have impeccable taste in movies. Let's hang out.

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