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11 Foolproof Reactions For The Fuckboy In Your Life

Hail to the X-Files' queen of side-eye.

1. When he blows you off last minute to "hang out with his boys."

2. When you "accidentally" look through his web history.

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3. When he tells you you're the only girl he's sleeping with.

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4. When he's late with the takeout.

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5. When he shows up to your sister's wedding in square-toed shoes.

6. When he tries to "Well, actually" you.

7. When he's explaining why he needs to borrow $900 for new turntables.

8. When he storms off but you don't care because chicken is bae.

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9. When he says he didn't remember you had plans.

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10. When dealing with fuckboys has earned you a mental health day.

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11. When he tries to tell you they're not worms.

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