This weekend you went out to a party, a bar, an event. You attended a function. I don't need all the details. There's only one thing I want to know while we're catching up today: How lit was it?
Not sure? This handy quiz will help you.
You consumed alcohol.Marijuana.Illicit drugs.All three.Something was on fire.Cute girls were present.Cute boys were present.You danced with cute girls.You danced with cute boys.Made mouth contact with cute girls.Made mouth contact with cute boys.The DJ played your song.There wasn't a DJ. There was a totally rad live band.There was a hippie jam band.Free snacks were present.The cops got called.You ran from the cops.A police helicopter showed up.Somebody puked.Someone got injured.Things were set on fire.Someone jumped over flaming things on a dirtbike.Cool Teens were present.Old people were present.You made a new friend.A couple got in an argument.People were naked.Drinks were thrown.You broke more than two laws.Money was thrown into the air.You spilled a drink on someone.Someone spilled a drink on you.You were in a cool bar.You were in a cool barn.You made a joke and 2+ people laughed.Somebody was mixing Dirty Sprite.You got laid.You didn't get laid but you pet a cool dog.Some sort of farm animal was present.Somebody passed out and you drew on them with a Sharpie.You left your credit card at the bar.Somebody pissed themselves.You got lost on the way home.You got mugged on the way home.But in the end you got home safely.
How Wild Was Your Weekend?
The party was not lit. You need to try harder next weekend.
It was a Lit-uation. Things got wild, but you survived to tell the story.
The party was actually on the set of the video for "My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit.
The function was "Lit Like Bic." Slim Jimmy and Swae Lee would approve.
You spent the weekend at Bernie's. Shit got wild. It was actually way too lit. I mean, a guy died.