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    Apr 20, 2017

    60 Foods That Taste Better When You're High

    It's just science.

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    1. Every flavor of Ben & Jerry's

    2. String cheese

    3. Cereal

    4. GoGurt

    5. A huge bite of cheddar cheese right from the block

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    6. Snack packs

    7. Chicken fingers

    8. Chicken tenders

    9. Chicken strips

    10. Fried chicken cutlets, sliced thinly

    11. ~Eleven Oreos in one sitting

    12. Apple juice

    13. That purple bag of Doritos

    14. Fudgesicles

    15. Many crackers

    16. Fun-Dip if that still exists

    17. Bagel bites

    18. Any non-typical shape of french fry (preferably wedge shaped)

    19. Pizza combos

    20. Anything pizza flavored

    21. Mountain Dew Baja Blast

    22. A tiny, tiny bite of someone else's leftovers in the fridge

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    23. A bowl of white rice covered in sriracha

    24. Hot sauce on anything

    25. Guacamole

    25. Tapioca?

    26. Cereal at night

    27. Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Sauce

    28. Taco Bell (obviously)

    29. McDonald's (obviously)

    30. Arby's (maybe)

    31. Cinnamon Toast Eggo waffles

    32. Pop-Tarts

    33. Egg-shaped Reeses

    34. Most Gatorades

    35. Chocolate milk

    36. Mac & Cheese in shapes

    37. The Paper:

    38. Four different sodas and some Powerade mixed together in a "water cup"

    39. Vegetables, I guess

    40. Flamin' Hot Cheetos FOR SURE

    41. Cheese from a can

    42. Minute Maid fruit punch

    43. Grilled cheeses

    44. The leaf that one dinosaur eats in "Land Before Time"

    45. Fruit AKA "Nature's Candy"

    46. Pancakes

    47. Orange juice either from concentrate or not from concentrate

    48. Buffalo chicken pizza

    49. Never tried it but probably mustard

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    50. Whatever's in Mark's pantry

    51. Marshmallow fluff

    52. Off-brand cereal

    53. Every donut

    54. Graham crackers that are over a year old that have just been hanging out

    55. Kozy Shack pudding, chocolate, 22 oz

    56. Rolls

    57. Those frosted cookies from the grocery store

    58. Peanut butter

    59. Various gums

    60. And water

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