Ranking 16 Of Sabrina Carpenter's Most Rogue, Raunchy And Adorable "Nonsense" Outros

    What I really want to know is if she's coming up with these off the dome on the night or if it's pre-meditated?

    Angeline Barion
    by Angeline Barion

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Sabrina Carpenter has been iconic since her days on Girl Meets World. But since breaking free from the shackles of Disney Channel, the 24-year-old singer is officially in her slay era and serving us looks, moves and raunchy lyrics during her Emails I Can't Send world tour.

    sabrina carpenter wearing pink tour edition 💌 pic.twitter.com/MmuInXuupW

    — luke 💌🛸 (@lookinsabrina) July 30, 2023
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    For those out of the loop, the original track usually finishes after she sings, "Woke up this morning thought I'd write a pop hit. How quickly can you take your clothes off pop quiz.' But since touring, Carpenter has extended the end if her instrumental to include improvised lyrics. 

    These change each night depending which city she's performing in.

    After going through a blackhole of TikTok videos from her tour, I feel obligated to share my thoughts. So, here is my ranking of every single rogue Sabrina Carpenter outro I've seen so far:

    In a very tame last place — "He's so hot, he opened up my chakras. Y'all are too kawaii in Osaka."

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    Predictable, but adorable nonetheless.

    15. "I don't Singapore, I sing amazing."

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    It's cute and it's wholesome.

    14. "Played it so good, you don't need an encore. Let me hear you scream Kuala Lumpur."

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    Her pronunciation of "Kuala Lumpur" had the comments stunned. 

    "The way she said Kuala Lumpur was so Malay," one of them said. We adore a respectful queen.

    13. "Oklahoma you're so cute it's too much. Tulsa backwards is actually 'a slut'."

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    If there was a National Backwards Spelling Bee, she would be a front runner.

    12. "I look so good he's saying Amster-DAMN bro."

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    It's simple, yet effective and she's DAMN right [insert praying emoji].

    11. "Maybe you won't date me, but your dad will. Tonight I will be drinking, who got advil? Did you know I wrote this song in Nashville?"

    @kayleighclaborn

    why does everyone write the best songs in nashville & WHEN were they here and HOW did i not know??? #sabrinacarpenter #emailsicantsend #nashville #nonsense

    ♬ original sound - kayleigh🪸
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    Suddenly my name is "Your Dad".

    10. "Down below the waist, that is the fun zone. Baby hit me if you want to come bone. Ich Liebe Euch you know I love you Cologne."

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    Sabrina Carpenter's European shows had some of her sauciest lines yet.

    9. "This song is not about Joshua Bassett."

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    Facing the allegations head on and beating the rumours, this was the perfect outro for all the Los Angeles energy.

    8. "This crowd is giving me all the endorphins. I wish someone would rearrange my organs. Philly is the city I was born in."

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    She went absolutely gangbusters for both of her Philadelphia shows.

    7. "What's ménage à trois? Go ask your parents? Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, Paris."

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    When in Paris, reference "Lady Marmalade". 

    For anyone playing at home that still hasn't hit Google Translate on the phrase "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi" — it means "Do you want to sleep with me?".

    6. "St. Petersburg that is so many syllables. I heard the lips here are super kissable. He said 'how many fingers?' I said, minimal."

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    She performed this outro shortly after she was spotted with Shawn Mendes and the crowd went absolutely nuts for it.

    5. "Should I root for City or United? You know footballs get me so excited. Manchester, I love to be inside it."

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    Keeping herself indifferent to the Man-city V Man-U beef was smart. Only praise for our unproblematic queen.

    4. "I just wanna snog and some shagging. Playing in Hyde Park is such a mad ting."

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    This one was...LENG. All she needed was the Roadman accent and she could've fit in with Chunkz and Filly.

    3. "His ex is a motel, I'm a villa. He said I taste better than vanilla. What's your favourite city? Mine's Manila."

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    Someone call Pitbull because he forgot to put the word villa in "Hotel Room Service".

    2. "Can you warm me up? I'm super chilly. I'm a bank account boy, you should fill me. You know I got special love for Philly."

    @theliyahrich

    NO IM OBSESSED WITH OUR OUTRO FOR TONIGHT OH MY GOD #sabrinacarpenter #nonsenseoutro #nonsense #philly 😭🖤

    ♬ original sound - LIYAH.
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    Her rizz? Unmatched.

    And finally... coming in at #1. "Me degrading you? Boy, I'm just flirting. One too many stunners, I'll be twerking. You got some big ol' Brats out in Berlin."

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    Hot take, but this is definitely her best.

    With that, I leave you with my own intro to the tune of "Nonsense" from a Sydney-based girlie. Sabrina Carpenter, yes, she's a big slay. Can't wait till she hits Accor with Tay Tay. Thanks for reading through, you have a good day!