1. This big lighter that was opened up to reveal...a secret, tiny lighter hidden inside???:
2. This front porch-themed club box that makes it look like someone didn't want to move, so they just built the hockey arena around that person's home:
3. This $10 US coin (which I personally did not know existed until today) that feels like fake currency an alien would casually give me while trying to blend in on Earth:
4. This bottle of "Mr. Proper" — Europe's version of "Mr. Clean" — that feels like a fake brand you'd see in the background of a sitcom:
5. These pumpkin peel shavings that look like the part of a cooking video game that hasn't fully loaded yet:
6. The way this airplane got really foggy mid-trip aaaand the creepy lightning combined, which personally would've convinced me I was either A.) about to die or B.) about to be abducted by aliens:
7. These fake video games on display at Ikea that make me feel like I walked into an alternate universe that's only slightly different:
8. The way this styrofoam container is sweating soy sauce like small, brown boils all over it:
9. This sunflower, which I logically know is growing other sunflowers out of its center, but also kinda looks like it's eating other baby sunflowers in cold blood:
10. This pretty white ornament set...that comes with a complimentary pickle ornament, in case you're into that:
11. This 1970s book about microwaving that feels like it's from an alternate dimension where microwaving is a lot cooler than, like, a means to heat up some mac and cheese real fast:
12. These mini tents that A.) make me feel like a giant and B.) look like they're made for fairies and squirrels only:
13. This massive (50 FEET TALL) leg lamp that would probably make me accidentally hit the car in front of me if I randomly drove by it, because WHAT EVEN:
14. The way opening the blinds in this person's bedroom juuuuust the right amount projected the entire outside street onto their bedroom walls:
15. This dragon-shaped tree that looks like something straight out of a fantasy movie:
16. This radio hat that isn't that weird for being an antique, but gives off the strangest vibes for some reason:
17. Just...the fact that this is old ricotta cheese?? My brain cannot process this as being anything but some frosting where the food coloring hasn't been mixed in yet. I hate it very much:
18. This little yellow house that's making me question weather Up was simply a heart-wrenching animated movie or if it's actually a true store waiting to unfold IRL:
19. This unchanged, old-school Target snack corner that feels like hopping in a time machine straight back to the '90s:
20. This mini, dessert-only McDonald's that, for some reason, feels like it only exists on a far off alien planet after they stole the McFlurry recipe:
21. This ominous circle that appeared over Beijing one evening that looks like a not so distant relative of Jean Jacket from Nope:
22. This, uh, edited McDonald's ad that certainly would've had me doing a McDouble take:
23. And finally, this vending machine at the mall for buying social media likes that feels a little too Black Mirror for my taste: