Skip To Content

    "Red (Taylor's Version)" Is Here, And The Jokes Are Almost As Immaculate As The Album

    Bad time to be Jake Gyllenhaal, tbh.

    FELLOW SWIFTIES, THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME! Red (Taylor's Version) is here!!

    ABC / AMAs

    SHE SOUNDS INCREDIBLE!

    Taylor Swift has graced us with yet another excellent re-recorded album, a bunch of incredible vault tracks, AND the 10-minute version of "All Too Well." Here are 26 of the very best memes about them:

    1.

    sweetheart that was no bridge it was a whole interstate

    Twitter: @allstoowelI

    2.

    Taylor Swift normalizing never moving on from anyone anything any situation any made up scenario any dream any argument any moment yeah I understand her completely actually

    Twitter: @catluvr2008

    3.

    All of Jake Gyllenhaal's friends tomorrow hearing 10 whole minutes of All Too Well

    Twitter: @tootsdeville

    4.

    weirdest experience of my life was automatically singing along to all too well and suddenly she’s saying some shit i’ve never heard i’m shaking like a motherfucker

    Twitter: @jesshakeitoff

    5.

    A meme depicting the cover art for All Too Well and Spiderman Far From Home with the caption "Same villain"
    lendaryjack / Tumblr / Taylor Swift / Marvel Studios / Couresy of Everett Collection / Via lendaryjack.tumblr.com

    6.

    Twitter: @YeeHawSwiftie

    7.

    happy taylor swift ft. phoebe bridgers day to those who celebrate

    Twitter: @smackcam13

    8.

    Growing up with Taylor Swift like #RedTaylorsVersion

    Twitter: @folklrep13

    9.

    sorry to fearless but i really think it’s hilarious how for fearless tv she was just like “here it is!” meanwhile red gets the empire state building and late night shows and a short film and so on

    Twitter: @ababygod

    10.

    every other brand/company posting on their social media accounts today

    Twitter: @enerianna

    11.

    did life already emotionally break u today or does taylor swift have to

    Twitter: @bocxtop

    12.

    no one: jake gyllenhaal’s keychain: https://t.co/JyaPKEqNRt

    Theo Wargo / Getty Images / Twitter: @swifferstruggle

    13.

    one thing about taylor swift is she’ll produce some of the best lyrics of the decade and then be like “oh that’s just for fun, not even going on the album”

    Twitter: @alnl

    14.

    happy red (taylor's version) release eve

    Twitter: @futureofrep

    15.

    jake gyllenhaal’s current girlfriend after she listens to All too Well #RedTaylorsVersion

    Twitter: @mariam_mohamed_

    16.

    taylor swift rereleasing music when we’re all in our 20s after experiencing heartbreak that 13 year old us could only dream of relating to:

    Twitter: @drivingmemadi

    17.

    Twitter: @winterlunch

    18.

    Twitter: @idbetheman13

    19.

    taylor went from "loving him was red" to "i once believed love would be burning red but it's golden" and "they say all's well that ends well but im in a new hell" to "to all's well that ends well to end up with you" joe alwyn i love you❤️‍🩹

    Twitter: @champagnerush13

    20.

    i know jake gyllenhaal is getting in the shower for the first time in weeks tonight just to cry

    Twitter: @garrcie

    21.

    just listened all too well 10 minutes version

    Twitter: @fancysnaake

    22.

    swifties outside jake’s house like

    Twitter: @jillboard

    23.

    taylor releasing the all too well 10 minute version

    Twitter: @mitskilled

    24.

    the caption "GET HIM!" with the taylor lyrics "I'll get older but your lovers stay my age" from the ten minute all too well
    styleftstyles / Tumblr / Via styleftstyles.tumblr.com

    25.

    Twitter: @swifolkfolk

    26.

    HAPPY RED (taylor’s version) RELEASE DAY

    Twitter: @shatterswift

    Gotta go, time to continue streaming Red (Taylor's Version) on repeat until she sings it live on SNL tomorrow.

    Apple