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Mar 24, 2020

16 “Quarantine Routine” Tweets That Made Me Laugh Out Loud From My Unmade Bed

"9 a.m to 2 a.m: wake up and stare at my phone."

If you’ve been anywhere near Twitter recently, chances are you’ve probably seen this viral tweet about this girl’s very productive self-isolation routine — or as she called it, her “quarantine routine.”

My Quarantine Routine! this is just a general guide for myself based on my goals & what works for me! i’m allowing a lot flexibility with myself & not pressuring myself to complete everything. this is just to give me structure & a sense of control & stability.

And because Twitter is Twitter, it wasn’t long before sharing ~quarantine routines ~ (aka self-isolation routines) became a bit of a meme. Here are 17 of the very best ones:

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My Quarantine Routine I just wanted to share what works for me. This is just to give me structure and a sense of stability 9 am - 2 am: wake up & stare at my phone

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My quarantine routine: 7 AM: (wake me up) 8 AM: wake me up inside 9 AM: (I can’t wake up) 3 PM: wake me up inside 4 PM: (SAAAAVE ME) 5 PM: CALL MY NAME AND SAAAAVE ME FROM THE DARK 6 PM: Pesto pasta, again

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My quarantine routine: 5 am: tired 7 am: tired 10 am: tired 12 pm: tired 3 pm: tired 5 pm: tired 7 pm: tired 10 pm: tired Bed time: ENNNNEERRGGYY

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my quarantine routine is very simple. i wake up and go insane

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My Quarantine Routine: 8-9 AM: pour up 9-10: drank 10-11: headshot 11-12 PM: drank 12-1: sit down 1-2: drank 2-3: stand up 3-4: drank 4-5: pass out 5-6: drank 6-7: wake up 7-8: drank 8-9: faded 9-10: drank 10-11: faded 11-12: drank

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quarantine routine: -play animal crossing -play animal crossing -play animal crossing -play animal crossing -take a break and login to tw to see everyone having fun with animal crossing -play animal crossing -play animal crossing -play animal crossing -play animal crossing

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My quarantine routine: 7am: come out of my cage 8am: do just fine 9am: be down 10am: want it all 11am: kiss 12pm: reminisce on the kiss 1pm: fall asleep 2pm: call a cab 3pm: have a smoke 4pm: take a drag 5pm: go to bed

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My quarantine routine: 7 AM: wake up 8 AM: wake up, this time for real :) 9 AM: self sabotage 3 PM: send an email—just kidding! 4 PM: yoga/prayer/meditation 4:01 PM: drinking, smoking, and sending nude photos 9 PM: Lights out! 😜 Read doomsday articles until 5 AM

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✨✨✨ My Quarantine Routine ✨✨✨ 9am: wake up 9:30am: sit down in front of computer 12pm: eat lunch at computer 1pm: keep working on computer 6pm: eat dinner at computer 7pm: hang out on computer 11pm: hang out in bed with computer 2am: fall asleep next to computer

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@plntbasedcutie @_Courtneyimani_ this is mine. don’t worry, my dog approves it.

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My quarantine routine is like: Wakes up Checks twitter Checks IG Goes back to twitter Closes twitter Opens tik tok Closes tik tok immediately *its chaotic on there* Opens twitter Closes twitter Opens twitter Closes twitter Opens twitter Closes twitter *repeats 50000xs

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My quarantine routine: 4:00, wallow in self-pity 4:30, stare into the abyss 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one 5:30, jazzercize 6:30, dinner with me—I can't cancel that again 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing....I'm booked

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Quarantine routine: I just want to share what works for me. To give structure and a sense of stability 9 am - look at my phone from bed 12pm: breakfast 12.30: look at my phone on the couch 8pm: dinner 9pm: watch Tv & look at my phone 12: go to bed & look at my phone in the dark

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My quarantine routine: sweep till the floors all clean polish and wax do laundry mop shine up read a book (maybe 2 or 3) add a few new paintings to my gallery play guitar knit cook puzzles darts baking paper mache a bit of ballet chess pottery ventriloquy candle making stretch-

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My Quarantine Routine! this is just a general guide for myself based on my goals & what works for me! i’m allowing a lot flexibility with myself & not pressuring myself to complete everything. this is just to give me structure & a sense of control & stability.