Being lactose intolerant is kinda the worst. Pizza hurts. Cheese hurts. ICE CREAM HURTS! But to those brave humans out there who are willing to suffer for the love of all things delicious — here are some ~cheesy~ jokes for you!
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No one: Lactose intolerant stomachs after being exposed to milk: https://t.co/JVMhZQjx6B
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📍lactose intolerant people | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍going dairy free _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _| | | | 📍eating dairy anyway and getting sick on a daily basis
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lactose intolerant ppl be like :
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People with People who are cat allergies lactose intolerant 🤝 Not giving a shit
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Being lactose intolerant is funny because I will willingly eat frozen yogurt, ice cream, poutine, nachos, alfredo pasta, garlic bread with cheese, etccc knowing it will give me bad stomach pain. Why am I so weak? Who decided cheese was going to taste SO good??? I just wanna talk
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People allergic to peanuts: I'll DIE if I even touch a peanut Lactose intolerant mfs:
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My lactose The desire to intolerance Vs. enjoy dairy ( •_•) (•_• ) ( ง )ง ୧( ୧ ) /︶\ /︶\
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Being lactose intolerant is rough. Each time I have a shake, I have to ask myself if the torture my large intestine will be put through is worth it.
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*is lactose intolerant* *proceeds to consume many forms of dairy* *is repeatedly both shocked and offended every time I feel sick afterwards*
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yes I’m lactose intolerant. yes I drink non-dairy milk instead of cow milk. yes I constantly eat regular cheese and ice cream with zero disregard for the consequences. we exist.