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Updated on Apr 22, 2020. Posted on Apr 22, 2020

How Well Do You Actually Remember John Mulaney's "Kid Gorgeous"?

I hope this quiz doesn't throw you off your rhythm!

  1. What kind of ghost did John's mom see?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    A little girl in a Victorian nightgown

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  2. Where was John when Tyler got pushed off the seesaw?

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    Wrong! 

    Over on the bench

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  3. Finish the line: "I love doing stand-up for crowds because this right here, this reminds me of _______ in grade school.".

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Assembly

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  4. What was the name of John's Stranger Danger speaker in grade school?

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    Wrong! 

    Detective JJ Bittenbinder

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  5. Which of the following did JJ Bittenbinder not wear?

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    Wrong! 

    An eyepatch

    "By the way, Detective JJ Bittenbinder wore three-piece suits. He also wore a pocket watch. Two years in a row, he wore a cowboy hat."

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  6. Which of the following was not one of Bittenbinder's Street Smarts tips?

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    Wrong! 

    Fight them off with a paperback edition of War and Peace

    John did teach us that phone books don't leave bruises, though!

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  7. Finish the line: "But if you are taken to ______ location, your odds of coming back alive are slim to none.”

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    Wrong! 

    A secondary

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  8. What was John's major in college?

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    Wrong! 

    English

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  9. Who was John's favorite host introducing a musical guest on SNL?

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    Wrong! 

    Sir Patrick Stewart

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  10. What war was the gazebo in Connecticut built during?

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    Wrong! 

    The Civil War

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  11. What does John compare Trump's presidency to?

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    Wrong! 

    A horse in a hospital

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  12. Finish the line: "My wife said that walking around with me is like walking around with someone who’s..."

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    Wrong! 

    Running for mayor of nothing

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  13. According to John, what is the appropriate response to "Do you have a Best Buy Rewards card?”

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    Wrong! 

    "No, I wish!"

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  14. What is the name of John's dog?

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    Wrong! 

    Petunia

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  15. And finally, finish this line: "My dad once grabbed me by the shirt and lifted me up during church and said..."

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    Wrong! 

    "God can’t hear you."

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