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How Well Do You Actually Remember John Mulaney's "Kid Gorgeous"?

How Well Do You Remember John Mulaney's "Kid Gorgeous"?

Only Someone Who’s Seen John Mulaney’s “Kid Gorgeous” At Least 3 Times Can Pass This Quiz

A little girl in a Victorian nightgown

Over on the bench

Where was John when Tyler got pushed off the seesaw?

Assembly

Finish the line: "I love doing stand-up for crowds because this right here, this reminds me of \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ in grade school.".

Detective JJ Bittenbinder

What was the name of John's Stranger Danger speaker in grade school?  


"By the way, Detective JJ Bittenbinder wore three-piece suits. He also wore a pocket watch. Two years in a row, he wore a cowboy hat."

An eyepatch

Which of the following did JJ Bittenbinder not wear?

John did teach us that phone books don't leave bruises, though!

Fight them off with a paperback edition of _War and Peace_

Which of the following was not one of Bittenbinder's _Street Smarts_ tips?

A secondary

Finish the line: "But if you are taken to \_\_\_\_\_\_ location, your odds of coming back alive are slim to none.”

English

Sir Patrick Stewart

Who was John's favorite host introducing a musical guest on _SNL_?

The Civil War

What war was the gazebo in Connecticut built during?

A horse in a hospital

What does John compare Trump's presidency to?

Running for mayor of nothing

Finish the line: "My wife said that walking around with me is like walking around with someone who’s..."

"No, I wish!"

According to John, what is the appropriate response to "Do you have a Best Buy Rewards card?”

Petunia

"God can’t hear you."

And finally, finish this line: "My dad once grabbed me by the shirt and lifted me up during church and said..."  


Oh no, you got Bittenbinder-ed! You didn't remember most of these but that's okay — that just means it's time for a rewatch!

You were thrown off your rhythm.

You did it! You crushed this quiz and JJ Bittenbinder would definitely be proud of you!

You've got street smarts!

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How Well Do You Actually Remember John Mulaney's "Kid Gorgeous"?

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