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    17 Tweets That Are Way Too Relatable To Clumsy People

    "It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs, and trip over nothing. I have those skills."

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    Honestly I'm so clumsy but I have no idea I'm clumsy. I always find random bruises like oh hello where did you come from?

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    I’m embarrassingly uncoordinated I can trip over air

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    I don't always wear white shirts, but when I do, you can bet I SPILL SOMETHING ON IT

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    I tripped up a flight of stairs today. https://t.co/7DlVbznRV4

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    It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills.

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    If you ever see me trip over my own feet please don’t say anything. I know what I did

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    Out-clumsying me is the best way to put me at ease. So if we ever meet, spill drinks on yourself, trip over your own feet, walk out of the café and leave me alone.

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    OH MY FUCKING GOD I WAS DANCING TO PERFECT AND MY PHONE SLIPPED OFF MY HAND AND IT JUST WHAT AM I GONNA TELL MY MOM

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    I tripped and fell but I yelled "parkour!" before I hit the ground so it doesn't count as clumsy.

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    Yesterday I had slides on and I tripped walking up stairs https://t.co/hbuQguWweV

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    I drop my phone so much, that I don’t even check for damage anymore.

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    the reason I’m a lover and not a fighter is because the only time I tried to actually fight someone (for fun) I managed to hurt myself before we even started

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    IM SO CLUMSY IT'S NOT EVEN CUTE IT'S LITERALLY FRUSTRATING I COULD TRIP AND SPILL AND DROP THINGS IN MY SLEEP OK CAMILA

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    i can think of so many ways i would injure myself on those stairs https://t.co/8OT3FbYtH7

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    I see that ninja warrior wall like 'pfft could do that' despite the fact that one time I injured myself by sneezing and smashing my head into a beer bottle.

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    if ur having a bad day know that i just spilled coffee all over me in public and stood in the bathroom, pantsless, holding my pants under the hand dryer.

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    I've been holding this in for years now but in high school i was out for 3 days because of a back injury, i hurt it so badly i couldn't walk, i had to be carried everywhere, but what people didn't know was that it was caused by playing ddr...that's right, dance dance revolution

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