The Great British Bake Off is basically the perfect show. It's hilarious, it's wholesome, and it's got some unbelievably talented bakers. Enjoy these jokes about the show that are so funny I bet they'd even make Paul Hollywood laugh out loud:
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me in the kitchen: how do i crack an egg me watching great british bake off: what kind of an idiot forgets to poke steam holes in their banquet pie
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everything on the Great British Bake Off is like “Chester is making a beautiful British blumpkin broll with boopleberries and moop, inspired by his childhood in Bippleshire”
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“Ladies & gentlemen”: -gendered -overly formal -old fashioned “Bakers”: -gender neutral -a lot faster to say -from GBBO
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ME DURING BRITISH BAKE OFF EPISODE 01: so they just bake? ME DURING BRITISH BAKE OFF EPISODE 10: alice better mind the claggy weather if she's to produce a biscuit with a proper snap after disappointing paul with an garish proof on her loa
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Every season of Great British Bake Off has: - delightful grandpa who loses immediately - gay man on the bring of a mental breakdown - a high school student - old lady sleeper cell who comes from behind to win it all - the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen in my life
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What can therapy provide me with that the great british baking show cannot
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Bake off always makes me feel like I need to get some new hobbies “Jackie rears her own owls and at the weekends makes handmade felt capes for her local yodelling group” #GBBO
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Next week on #GBBO “For your technical challenge Prue would like you to bake the Queen’s birthday cake. It includes 37 layers, each requiring an hour to bake separately in the oven. You have 2 hours.” Paul: This cake is literally impossible so we’re looking for perfection here