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25 Hedgehogs Trying To Escape Their Identity
It's hard being a hedgie sometimes. :'(
Being a hedgehog can sure be tough...
Cats treat you like mere hairbrushes!
Humans think you're only good for carrying marshmallows!
Worst of all, you're always in the shadow of that famous JERK Sonic.
Sometimes it just makes you MAD!
So you try to GET AWAY FROM IT ALL and hide
Life would be better as a badass, predatorial shark.
SURELY as a delicious muffin!
Definitely as a sweet, juicy pear.
If only you were a chill singer-songwriter.
A vampire disguise seems like a good idea.
O, to have the grace of a ballerina.
The tanned, productive paws of a farmer.
Perhaps things would be easier as a southern belle!
Some may prefer to be a dapper gentleman.
Or maybe it's just simpler to just blend in as a cactus.
Sigh. If only life were as sweet as chocolate.
EVERYONE pines for dry martinis, right?
Sushi is totally in right now.
Magical fairy powers would be wonderful too!
Flying to the moon would solve EVERYTHING.
Even being a PICKLE beats being a hedgehog.
Maybe one day you'll be cool and trendy...
But until then, cheer up, little hedgie!
But don't forget to celebrate being a hedgehog!
Float all your troubles away!
It's all going to be okay.
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