You are more than NSA data storage facilities.
You are more than chemical and biological weapons testing grounds.
You are perfection incarnate.
You are filled with manly sheep-herding cowboys.
Your waters were clearly conjured with magic.
Your mountains are the bosoms of goddesses.
You are so cool.
Boing! Anarchist Collective / Salt Lake City
You are a free spirit.
There is NO ONE like you.
You are so diverse.
....at least, in terms of fauna.