Whether official, knock-off, or DIY, these items just need to stop existing.
1. Pumpkins

2. Rolling Papers

3. Eye Makeup

4. Trash Bags

5. A Rolls Royce

6. ...Or any other car

7. Houses

8. Towels

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Even if Andre Leon Talley uses one.
9. Condoms

10. Pigs

11. Cakes

13. Toast

14. Really, any food-related item

15. Sunglasses

16. Skin

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Caption from Myspace: NEW LOUIS VUITTON TATTOO!! DONT COPY PLEASE!!
17. Bedding

18. Dog Hoodies

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This should be considered a form of animal cruelty.
19. Tights

20. Toilet Seats

21. Boots

22. Mikhail Gorbachev's Manbag

23. Tablecloths

24. Swimwear

25. Champagne Coolers

26. Wardrobes

27. Hijabs

28. Toenails

29. Motorbikes

30. Snowboards

31. Handguns

32. Assault Rifles

33. Lamps

34. Hockey Goalie Helmets

35. Children
