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    22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made Out Of Gold

    Rich people are OUTRAGEOUS.

    1. Facials

    egeaspa.com

    24-karat face mask. Incidentally, this spa once displayed a window sign reading "Go back to school with a teen facial!"

    2. Pills

    citizen-citizen.com

    24-k gold-dipped, gold-filled capsules designed by Tobias Wong and J.A.R.K. $425 a pop.

    3. Vacuum cleaners

    govacuum.com

    Originally priced at $1 million, but currently on sale for $999,999.00! What a steal.

    4. Barbecue Grills

    extravaganzi.com / Via beefeaterbbq.com

    $164,000. Grilling surface aside, every component of this is plated with 24-karat gold. Not sure if the BBQ grease would ruin this after one use, or give it an even more luxurious sheen.

    5. Entire bathrooms

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    Found in the Hang Fung Gold Technology showroom in Hong Kong. Customers can use the 900 lb solid gold toilet for $128. Who could resist that opportunity to upper deck?

    6. Chocolate bars

    elitechoice.org

    Because what kind of a lowly human being eats chocolate without heavy metals?

    7. Slinkies

    officeplayground.com

    14-karat gold-plated slinky for the brattiest kid in class to jingle-jangle down their grand staircase. $99.99.

    8. Shirts

    incrediblethings.com / Via luxurylaunches.com

    White velvet, 3.2-karat gold, and Swarovski crystal buttons, commissioned by 32-year-old Indian moneylender Datta Phuge to impress ladies. It only set him back $22,400! Worth it? Worth it.

    9. Ice cream

    yourlocaladda.com

    Serendipity 3's Golden Opulence sundae costs $1000 and features 23-karat gold leaf, gold dragets, dessert caviar, and more. Served in a crystal goblet with an 18-karat gold spoon.

    10. iPhones

    tech.mikeshouts.com / Via goldandco.co.uk

    At $5000, one could buy 7 regular iPhone 5s instead.

    11. Legos

    brickenvy.com

    Basically a solid brick of gold. $14,450.

    12. Credit Cards

    designtaxi.com

    $100,000 for a card of pure gold, diamonds, and mother of pearl inlay. Losing this would be a BITCH.

    13. Instant noodles

    designtrawler.com

    Limited edition instant noodles in a gold leaf cup. Sold for £29.95, or $48 by current exchange rates.

    14. Guitars

    i279.photobucket.com

    18-karat gold-plated guitars by Jhoseph King. Starting price of $1 million and complete with pseudo-oriental iconography.

    15. Pacifiers

    personalizedpacifiers.com

    14-karat white gold, $17,000. Not sure if these are intended for actual infants or just wealthy adult babies.

    16. No. 2 Pencils

    designboom.com

    Plated with a thin layer of 24-karat gold. I'm willing to be the dumpster diver who scrounges for the discarded shavings.

    17. Vibrators

    randomizingmuses.blogspot.com

    18-karat yellow and white gold, with a band of diamonds. $25,000.

    18. Cheese

    newslite.tv

    £608 (~$1000) per kilo, or approximately $100 per slice. Serve with solid gold crackers?

    19. More vibrators

    randomizingmuses.blogspot.com

    22-karat gold with inlaid gemstones...ouch. $3,500.

    20. Tricycles

    stilsucht.de

    Asking price upon request. By Wisa Gloria.

    21. Entire cars

    place4you.blogspot.com

    As if flaunting a Mercedes isn't already douchey enough as is.

    22. Assault Rifles

    instagram.com

    Versace gold plated AK-47, $9,000. Horrifying.

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