22 Things That Shouldn’t Be Made Out Of Gold

Rich people are OUTRAGEOUS.

1. Facials

24-karat face mask. Incidentally, this spa once displayed a window sign reading “Go back to school with a teen facial!”

2. Pills

24-k gold-dipped, gold-filled capsules designed by Tobias Wong and J.A.R.K. $425 a pop.

3. Vacuum cleaners

Originally priced at $1 million, but currently on sale for $999,999.00! What a steal.

4. Barbecue Grills

$164,000. Grilling surface aside, every component of this is plated with 24-karat gold. Not sure if the BBQ grease would ruin this after one use, or give it an even more luxurious sheen.

5. Entire bathrooms

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Found in the Hang Fung Gold Technology showroom in Hong Kong. Customers can use the 900 lb solid gold toilet for $128. Who could resist that opportunity to upper deck?

6. Chocolate bars

Because what kind of a lowly human being eats chocolate without heavy metals?

7. Slinkies

14-karat gold-plated slinky for the brattiest kid in class to jingle-jangle down their grand staircase. $99.99.

8. Shirts

White velvet, 3.2-karat gold, and Swarovski crystal buttons, commissioned by 32-year-old Indian moneylender Datta Phuge to impress ladies. It only set him back $22,400! Worth it? Worth it.

9. Ice cream

Serendipity 3’s Golden Opulence sundae costs $1000 and features 23-karat gold leaf, gold dragets, dessert caviar, and more. Served in a crystal goblet with an 18-karat gold spoon.

10. iPhones

At $5000, one could buy 7 regular iPhone 5s instead.

11. Legos

Basically a solid brick of gold. $14,450.

12. Credit Cards

$100,000 for a card of pure gold, diamonds, and mother of pearl inlay. Losing this would be a BITCH.

13. Instant noodles

Limited edition instant noodles in a gold leaf cup. Sold for £29.95, or $48 by current exchange rates.

14. Guitars

18-karat gold-plated guitars by Jhoseph King. Starting price of $1 million and complete with pseudo-oriental iconography.

15. Pacifiers

14-karat white gold, $17,000. Not sure if these are intended for actual infants or just wealthy adult babies.

16. No. 2 Pencils

Plated with a thin layer of 24-karat gold. I’m willing to be the dumpster diver who scrounges for the discarded shavings.

17. Vibrators

18-karat yellow and white gold, with a band of diamonds. $25,000.

18. Cheese

£608 (~$1000) per kilo, or approximately $100 per slice. Serve with solid gold crackers?

19. More vibrators

22-karat gold with inlaid gemstones…ouch. $3,500.

20. Tricycles

Asking price upon request. By Wisa Gloria.

21. Entire cars

As if flaunting a Mercedes isn’t already douchey enough as is.

22. Assault Rifles

Versace gold plated AK-47, $9,000. Horrifying.

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