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1. You're so ashamed of them that you hide them in the palm of your hand
You try your very best to hide them and make sure they're not noticeable.
2. You have serious thumb envy of those with perfect elongated thumbs
3. Everyone wants to see your wee toe thumbs
4. You avoid nail varnish at all costs
5. You can never give anyone a thumbs up
Your thumbs are so small you might as well give up.
6. You can't hitchhike either
7. You can kiss goodbye to ever winning a game of thumb war
Hey, we're at a serious disadvantage here.
8. You idolise Megan Fox for having toe thumbs
9. You pay extra attention to other people's thumbs
Desperately seeking out others like you.
10. When you realise that there have been others that share the same thumbs as you after all this time
Your face is stuck in a shock position for a good five minutes because you genuinely thought you were the only one in the world. Where have you guys been in my life?!
11. And when you do eventually find a fellow toe thumb friend
So fear not fellow clubbies, just know that you are not alone in the world and there are others out there
Remember be proud of your little nuggets
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