Pizza arrives separately from tomato sauce which comes in a little jug which you then have to pour on.Nuts from Snickers bars arrive in a small separate sealed bag (for health and safety reasons). You have to dip the Snickers in the nuts.Spaghetti is served separate from meatballs, which are normally in a small bowl made from bread.Scrambled eggs contain only scrambled egg white as the yolk is considered unhealthy
Spirytus Rektyfikowany is an eye-watering 96%.
radio station featuring frequent recitals of the rosaryReality Plumbing Channel
TV channel featuring almost-constant plumbing-related TV showsNaked Radio
radio station where the presenters are completely nakedMeat TV
TV channel where people talk about Kielbasa (and other meat). A lot.
Believe it or not its Mary Radio (or Radio Maryja)
Radio Maryjas programmes consist of frequent recitals of the rosary, the breviary, and the Chaplet of the Divine Mercy; the unction to the Black Madonna of Częstochowa; discussions on the Catechism of the Catholic Church; a daily transmission of the Mass; coverage of papal trips; and sociological and political programmes
Girl DayChildren DayGrandma DayNeighbour Day
Alas there is no Neighbour Day...
A handsome plumberA rugged doctorA suave English teacherAn ugly stripper
...said in a tone of voice that makes you feel guilty for having even asked.Snilas mi sie tej nocy
...said in a mildly aggressive mannerMarzę o twoim dotyku
....said warmly while touching youNiech idzie lizac grzejniki w bibliotece
...said with a look of unhinged excitement.
I went to work with a slight headache.I went to the GP. Just as a precaution. I couldn’t feel my feet and had lost the ability to see the colour orange.I wish I’d died on Tuesday.Due to already having got used to drinking vast quantities of vodka on Tuesday I felt absolutely fine.
I wish I’d died on Tuesday...
ApplesRaspberriesLemonsA loud continuous humming noise.
Polish girls are apparently like Raspberries...
Youtube: Voyager - Polskie dziewczyny (worth it for the music video!
Polish Sheep says Beee...
Dance with her
– to symbolise to a girl that you are single (a bit like a traffic light party)Marry her
- to symbolise your desire to continue to live as a bachelorDrown her
– to say farewell to winterTie her legs to the back of a tractor and drive around shouting with delight
A Pig...?A Mouse...?A Bear...?A vole crow monkey…thing...?
this ia a bear
...featured in the 1980s cult Polish film Miś....
How Polish Are You?
...perhaps singing songs about Raspberries
...and you clearly have a... *ahem* diverse range of interests...
like Stanley Kubrick, Liv Tyler, Meg Ryan, Scarlett Johansson, Steve Carell and...erm... Ed Miliband..