1. This muthafuckin' mac and CHEESE.
2. God DAMN this mousse looks good.
3. There are three slices left and I will eat every fucking one.
4. Try to look at this fucking cake and not think, "I wanna lick it."
5. RAINBOW FROSTING, BITCHES.
6. Awwwwww yeah swirly twirly cake.
7. THIS FUDGE THO.
8. I will buy 50 fucking jars of peanut butter so that I can just do this over and over again.
9. GIMME THE CAKE.
10. BRING ME THE RAMEN.
11. NUTELLA STRAWBERRY MOTHERFUCKING WAFFLES.
12. Honestly keep the crepe, just give me the spatula when you're done.
13. I CAN'T Y'ALL.
14. Son of a bitch that's a pretty cake.
15. OH NOW YOU'RE BRINGING CREME BRULEE INTO THIS?
16. BYE I'M GOING TO LUNCH.
