As a great author once said, everyone poops. But one redditor's husband has people talking about just how much everyone poops.
The redditor in question posted in the r/AmITheAsshole subreddit, asking, "AITA for telling my husband that he poops too much?" They then launched into the details of the case, which I'll summarize for you here:
— The husband poops two to three times in the morning, and then "at least three more times" throughout the day, totaling at least five to six times per day.
— Each "session" takes at least 20 minutes, according to the OP.
— He does take his phone with him.
— They have one kid, so the OP feels burdened about having to "accommodate my husband's pooping schedule" along with all their other responsibilities.
— The OP is pretty sure the husband is in fact spending all that time pooping.
— The husband says he feels bloated and feels the need to poop after each meal.