1. OK, first of all, how is this appetizing?
2. But you know what? I could even post a very pretty picture of bleu cheese and it'd still be disgusting.
3. Wanna know why? BECAUSE IT HAS FUCKING MOLD IN IT.
4. IT 👏 IS 👏 MADE 👏 OUT 👏 OF 👏 MOLD.
5. And as most sane people know, mold does not taste good.
This 14 year old just described bleu cheese to her mom with "it tastes like bus exhaust smells"
6. Which is why bleu cheese tastes like feet.
bleu cheese is nasty idc what you say it tastes like actual feet
7. Or farts.
bleu cheese tastes like a fart realized.
8. Or an actual cow.
Tried bleu cheese for the first time and it tastes like how I would imagine it would taste if I licked a live cow
9. You'll be looking at a menu and see a burger that sounds great, but then they ruin it with bleu cheese.
10. And then when it's in dressing form, you have to watch out because you might THINK it's ranch, but it's NOT.
11. There might be little crumbles in your salad that you think are delicious feta cheese, but it turns out they're TINY BALLS OF LIES.
12. So then it just ruins your whole salad.
when you forget to ask for no bleu cheese so your whole salad tastes like foot
13. Seriously, why would you ever choose THAT, when you have THIS?
14. Ranch exists for a reason, and that reason is to save us all from eating dust-flavored mold-cheese.
Bleu cheese looks like ranch, but instead tastes like death
15. In summary: outlaw bleu cheese.
16. Oh, and don't even get me started on Gorgonzola.
"Gorgonzola kinda tastes like bleu cheese after if went for a walk in the rain."