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Sometimes your dog takes priority over people.
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And you've definitely said all of these things.
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And done all of these things.
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You'd pretty much do anything to pet a little furry creature.
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You know that often times your pets take priority over social engagements.
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There's that moment when you do dog math and realize that we're elves.
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You would totally buy your cat a "floating judgement box."
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You'd make one hell of a judge at a cat show.
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You know that sibling rivalry is totally a thing.
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And if you have a dog, you have definitely had this happen.
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Dating can be disappointing.
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And getting any work done at home is damn near impossible.
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Naming them is just the best thing ever.
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And your language and decorum go right out the window when you see a little fuzzy cutie.
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You're 100% certain that you can communicate with your pets in their language.
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And of course, you'll pet pretty much anything.
