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KRATOS: boy. translate these runes ATREUS: they say "updog," father KRATOS: what do you know of this creature? ATREUS: what creature? KRATOS: "updog," boy! what is "updog?!" ATREUS: not much, father. what is up with you? KRATOS: *eyes narrowing* i will stay alert for this "updog"
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Atreus: Knock, knock. Kratos: Who is at the door? Atreus: Orange. Kratos: What business does it have with us? Atreus: Orange you glad I'm not a banana? Kratos: Atreus, do not jest. We must attend to our guest, the orange. Atrues: Dad. Kratos: ATTEND TO THE ORANGE, BOY!
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Kratos being like "get over here boy" and making Atreus climb up a ledge, then me realizing its a dead end and immediately doubling back without admitting any wrongdoing feels like the realest parental shit.
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kratos: i've been a bad man, son atreus: i mean i assumed so, you've murdered people pretty brutally in front of me kratos: no i mean - way worse than that atreus: like you're pretty bad as is kratos: son i do not think you understand how bad i was atreus: terrible right now
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kratos: boy. what is that thing atreus: oh gee papa! I don’t know! let me just go- *CLANG* kratos: I threw my axe at it
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GOD OF WAR (2018)
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God of War (2018)
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you: god of war me, an intellectual: dad of boy
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Kratos every time Atreus breathes.
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Atreus: *Does nothing* Kratos:
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#GodOfWar Atreus: *says absolutely anything* Kratos:
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ATREUS: father why are you running around all over the place KRATOS: I am looking for trinkets ATREUS: but we must KRATOS: I SEEK TRINKETS BOY
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*Atreus cries at the feet of Kratos, tears streaming down his cheeks* KRATOS: We will not go to the mountain today. You cannot control your emotions. ATREUS: But I am ready! *Kratos turns his back to Atreus* KRATOS: Hello Ready, I am dad.
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Atreus: Love you dad Kratos: I AINT ASK FOR ALL THAT
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me: leveling up Atreus so that Kratos would be super proud of him. thats my bOi. [After fight] Atreus: How did i do? me: GOOD! Kratos: You still have alot to learn bOi. me: https://t.co/B2AvxFf5H9
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Best things about God Of War (2018) in order: 1) Kratos saying BOY 2) the combat 3) Kratos saying BOY 4) the story 5) the visuals 6) Kratos saying BOY