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Sorry kids, these are your only options in life:
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Again, we do not need to be doing this to toddlers:
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💕 Sorry boys, my daddy is creepily controlling and misogynistic! 💕
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Okay, no more of the "literal toddlers dating" ones, because I can't take it anymore...
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Let's move on to this! Get it? Because everybody hates their spouse!
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"Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: thought u might find this funny!"
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Just the fact that cake toppers like these exist is sad:
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Let's change gears. Here's a straight coworker who turned down a beautiful gift because...it's in rainbow colors?
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Imagine being against gay marriage but pro-THIS:
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Oh, and let's not forget the ol' "fellas, is it gay to ____?"
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Ugh. Let's go back to the "I hate my spouse" memes, they're less depressing:
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Except when they're literally joking about MURDERING your spouse:
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This seems like a healthy, not-toxic-at-all relationship:
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"I hate my husband so much, I need to tell people about it using my socks!"
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In short, I say to all my fellow straights out there: it doesn't have to be like this!
