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The person who wrote this poem.
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This baker of monstrosities.
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The person who ordered "none pizza with left beef."
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The person who didn't know which way was up.
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This person, who clearly has a story to tell.
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This devious roommate.
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The person who found "boo"bies.
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The person who made this "lasaga."
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And the person who loved this mug.
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The monster who made these wings.
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The person who's suspicious of onions.
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This person, who is probably not OK.
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The person who said "cheese."
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The person who made whatever the hell this is.
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This brave and foolish soul.
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This aggressive pizza fan.
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And finally, this monster.