1.
Hi, please don't do this:
2.
This is an assault on my eyeballs.
5.
"Flavor spots." I can't.
7.
Why not? Nothing makes sense anymore.
9.
Medically accurate. Still doesn't need to be spoken out loud.
11.
Won't be able to unsee this anytime soon.
13.
*Gives smiling, enthusiastic thumbs-up, then promptly pukes*
14.
OK, this isn't the fault of the tweeter, but let's just keep these out of the light of day at all costs.
16.
Too late, already ruined!
17.
Yep, hamdogs. I'm out.