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If you have a cat, you're either trying not to smother them with attention or you're yelling at them for eating something. There's no in-between.
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Also, note that I didn't say "own" a cat.
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Because really, we're just our cats' roommates.
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And we basically think they're human.
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There's no alarm clock that works better than a cat.
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Sometimes they can be a ~little~ dramatic.
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Or chaotic, once they're comfortable with you.
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But on the plus side, you have your very own demon repellent.
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They always ~think~ they want what you have.
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And sometimes they're right.
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They have a very different energy from any other pet.
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Fun fact: Cats are actually non-Newtonian fluid.
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Another fun fact: There are only nine types of cat.
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But whatever, we'll do anything for our cats, like pay dumb apartment fees.
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Or give them late-night pep talks.
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Because what other kind of pet could generate a list like this?