Department Of Human Management

An organization dedicated to challenging the lies and propaganda from Guillermo del Toro and Chuck Hogan’s latest release of The Strain Trilogy: The Night Eternal. From the “About Us” section: The Department of Human Management is a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Stoneheart Group. Our mission is to promote survival opportunities through building relationships, collaborations, and strategies for information and resource management. Our work focuses on maintaining the efficiency and validity of the new order. We believe in creating a sound framework and support system for citizens to uphold our new status quo, and we look to people like you to ensure that this system is protected from distractions that are unproductive, inflammatory, and annoying. Feel free to explore our website. The information is free, and you can trust every word. Take a questionnaire, report on friends and loved ones, donate a pint (every five days!), and discover new ways to cooperate.

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