JT, or Jatavia Johnson if you're fancy, is possibly one of the funniest people I've ever not met in my life.
Her Twitter is a goldmine of comedy — and considering she tweets about 10 times a day, that's especially impressive.
We could all use a bit more raw honesty in our lives. So here are 20 of JT's funniest tweets:
1. When she called out internet trolls for being internet trolls.
I’m so nice y’all bitches on the Internet just weird & be making everything about y’all.
2. When she told us all what she does at home in her room.
Lmfaooooooooo me in the mirror https://t.co/PEpi2Dqgbc
3. When she dressed as "hot" for Halloween.
I don’t even know I was just fine😂 https://t.co/zMHCfFL96W
4. When she gave the Internet memes for weeks.
Omg Ariana Grande followed me!!!!!!! Like omg!!!!! Y’all don’t know how much I listened to her in prison to calm me! Like omg
5. When she clarified her height.
No the doctor said 5’2 like a month ago. https://t.co/3MUayHWBmF
6. When she simultaneously proved her love for Megan Thee Stallion and knowledge of Gen Z slang.
Bitch I lives, okay!!! It’s the breath control for me!🤯 https://t.co/dgypWxFCON
7. When her verses are so good she surprised herself.
Me VS Me is that song 🥶
8. When she referred to herself as "little ol me."
I got butterflies like little ol me will be on TV tonight, this was never in my plans.
9. When she remembered who tf she is.
I had insecurity issues for a minute but I know I’m that bitch now! I know I’m pretty dark & all 😊
10. When she called out everyone born between November 22 and December 21.
Sagittarius are picky as hell and still pick the wrong one
11. When she tried to get thick in 30 days.
I want some more ass! I gotta do squats my bday in 30 days😫
12. When she understood the important things in life.
But anyways, I had got a good stuffed chicken from Ruth Chris today & y’all know how important that is because sometimes they be nasty 😫
13. When she had no shame in her game.
Man my head so damn little with my wig off I look like a tennis ball!
14. When she showed us the best way to reject unwanted advances.
I’m married with 2 kids! https://t.co/syo3MUSLVv
15. When she called Google out.
The internet don’t know me google never met me in they life https://t.co/5X5JtGtbUp
16. When she warned us to be ready for her glo-up.
I’m about to come out of my shell & go real hard!
17. When she decided to opt out of the "red cup challenge."
I’ll stay in my lane & be the camera man! https://t.co/HMDbQCxF4J
18. When she referenced Shakespeare.
😂 damn I need to drink more often y’all treat me like shakespeare off the 19! https://t.co/z9cap8PZxf
19. When she had to settle for an unsatisfying meal.
Hate when I gotta settle for Waffle House shit crazy!
20. And finally, when she called herself a brat.
I’m really a brat lol.