17 Quotations Marks That Literally Do Not Belong Here

    Employees must "wash hands"... ???

    1. There's a good chance the fireworks sold here are NOT trustworthy.

    2. And these employees — are their hands clean? Can't say for sure.

    3. What does this store want me to use here?!

    4. And what is THIS store trying to tell me about this meat?

    5. This seafood salad? Wouldn't risk it.

    6. Are there pillows in these boxes? It's anyone's guess.

    7. This card may or may not be suitable for mom.

    8. And this might be a church van.

    9. I want you to prepare yourself for the possibility that you don't matter to them.

    10. And I'd think twice before accepting this apology.

    11. This doesn't make a bit of sense.

    12. Never mind the temperature. There might not even be food here.

    13. With or without the quotes, there's no telling what'll happen if you ring this bell.

    14. Mom might want to drive faster.

    15. These instructions? Unclear.

    16. OK that's it I'm calling the cops...

    17. ...or should I?