2. Birthdays were TENSE. If you got anything other than that new game, you’d have to put on your very best fake smile.
3. Every device and gadget you could find was an opportunity for gaming.
Mom thinks I’m doing math! What a n00b!
15. You basically have a vitamin D deficiency because you never got sun during those long summer days.
The sun is a n00b anyways.
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