10. A plant wouldn’t even know how to begin to talk about you behind your back.
They can’t talk at all.
15. If some jerk cuts you off on your way to work, you can bet that it wasn’t a plant.
Plants are not angry drivers.
17. A plant will never pester you about texting them back.
You’re not likely to find one that even owns a cell phone.
20. A plant will never forget to water all of your plants when you go out of town.
That is far too much responsibility to give to a plant.
- The Army Corps of Engineers and North Dakota police have ordered protesters to leave the Dakota Access Pipeline site by this afternoon or face arrest.
- Seven Earth-sized planets that could have water and possibly sustain life have been discovered orbiting a dwarf star, NASA announced today.
- The ACLU is suing the city of Milwaukee and its police for allegedly performing thousands of illegal stop-and-frisk searches that targeted minorities.
- #Peggygate: West Elm offers full refunds for the notoriously disintegrating Peggy Couch days after pulling it from its website and stores👏