10. A plant wouldn’t even know how to begin to talk about you behind your back.
They can’t talk at all.
15. If some jerk cuts you off on your way to work, you can bet that it wasn’t a plant.
Plants are not angry drivers.
17. A plant will never pester you about texting them back.
You’re not likely to find one that even owns a cell phone.
20. A plant will never forget to water all of your plants when you go out of town.
That is far too much responsibility to give to a plant.
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