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I really hope you're not abusing your mayonnaise privileges.

Chris Pratt as Andy Dwyer from "Parks and Rec" making a surprised face over a mayo background

Are You Abusing Your Mayo Privileges? Answer 20 Simple Questions To Find Out

Mayonnaise Quiz: Are You Abusing Your Mayo Privileges?

Are You Abusing Your Mayonnaise Privileges?

Would you put mayo on a sandwich?

Would you add mayo to tuna salad?

Would you dip french fries in mayo?

What about sweet potato fries?

Would you dip sushi in (spicy) mayo?

What about chicken tenders?

Would you dip your onion rings in mayo?

Would you spread it on a burger?

Would you add it to a grilled cheese?

Would you dip chips in mayo?

Would you dip mozzarella sticks in mayo?

Would you spread mayo on a bagel?

Would you slather mayo on a slice of pizza?

Would you dip a pickle in mayo?

Would you use plain old mayo as salad dressing?

Would you add mayo to your coffee?

Would you add a dollop of mayo to the top of a fruit salad?

Would you use mayo to sandwich two cookies together?

Would you devour the following ice cream order: one scoop of vanilla, one scoop of chocolate, and one scoop of warm mayo?

Would you take a dip in a nice hot bath, but instead of water, it's mayo?

Wow, you sure use mayo a lot. It is a pretty versatile condiment, but you _might_ just be pushing the envelope a little too much. It goes without saying that you're free to eat whatever you'd like, but please keep in mind that using mayo is a privilege not to be taken lightly.

You're abusing your mayonnaise privileges.

On the playing field of life, you're operating well within the boundaries when it comes to mayo. Of course, this quiz only asked _how_ you use your mayo, not _how much_. As far as I can tell, however, you're taking your mayo privileges very seriously. Carry on.

Congratulations, you're _not_ abusing your mayonnaise privileges.

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Are You Abusing Your Mayo Privileges? Answer 20 Simple Questions To Find Out

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