Just 17 Reasons I Have Trust Issues
Trust no one, not even yourself.
I could eat exactly nine choco— oh.
That looks like a filling wra— oh.
Same with this sandw— oh.
Sure could go for a cheeseburger right about no— oh.
A blueberry muffin sure would hit the spo— oh.
Oh nice some climbing ro— oh.
This rental house's pool looks amaz— oh.
These staples should last me forev— oh.
Only $4? That's so chea— oh.
A panda lollipop? How cu— oh.
This steak wrap sure looks fill— oh.
Free beer?! Sign me up for tha— oh.
Wow $99 per night is a great dea— oh.
Oh damn, I better make sure to attend this eve— oh.
Chocolate chip cookies?! My favor— oh.
Good thing this is an outlet and not a sticker because my phone could really use a char— oh.
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