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    21 Reasons Cats Are The Most Superior Beings On The Planet

    They're too perfect for this world.

    1. For starters, their bodies are very...well...

    2. ...I guess "doughy" would be the right word.

    3. They have rotating satellite dishes for ears.

    4. And they have beans for toes...

    5. ...but be careful because those beans are deadly.

    6. They cross...

    7. ...AND fold their little arms.

    8. They're totally unpredictable, which is really endearing (don't ask me why).

    9. And they all lead mysterious double-lives.

    10. They speak as if they're expecting to be understood.

    11. And they are, at times, terrifyingly humanlike.

    12. Even when they're destructive, they're adorable!

    13. But not as adorable as when they're sleeping.

    14. They stand.

    15. They startle.

    16. They sploot.

    17. They blep.

    18. And they loaf.

    19. And their teeth? Don't even get me started on their teeth.

    20. For whatever reason, they all love sinks. Every single one of them!

    21. And no matter what you're doing, they always want to be involved.

    And so I leave you with this: