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    18 Travel Pet Peeves You Never Knew You Had

    Hairdryers for elves. Bathrobes for sumo wrestlers. And that's just the beginning.

    For your reading pleasure, a list of hotel room pet peeves submitted by some of the most discerning travelers in the business.

    1. Slow Internet connections charged at extortionate rates.

    2. Entertainment systems worthy of NASA's Mission Control.

    3. Bathroom lighting out of a Hammer horror film.

    4. Shower doors that facilitate indoor flooding.

    5. Bathroom fans that sound like jet engines.

    6. Hairdryers sized for elves.

    7. Bathrobes sized for sumo wrestlers.

    8. Full-length mirrors helpfully stowed in dim entryways and dark closets.

    9. Soaps that leave you smelling like a fruit basket.

    10. Vanity counters that place you 8 feet from the mirror.

    11. Coffeemakers that erupt like Vesuvius.

    12. Reading light switches that require getting out of bed then stumbling back through darkness.

    13. Plugs that necessitate crawling underneath furniture.

    14. Shin-maiming bed frames.

    15. Hangers permanently welded to closet bars.

    16. Electronic minibars that charge you for simply picking up a can.

    17. Turndown service when you're putting on clothes for dinner.

    18. Beds that swallow you whole.

    Because there's nothing worse than encountering your pet peeve on vacation.

    Tell us what irks you the most in your travels!

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