Help Us Name Our Kitten! (Something From The Simpsons, Preferably)

My girlfriend and I are adopting this kitten from a shelter in DC. We’ve spent a month going back and forth with possible names, until we finally decided to choose 5 names from The Simpsons, and one random name, and take it to the internet for a vote. Be a pal and help us out! Here’s what we’ve chosen…

1. Dottie


Homer’s one time secretary

2. Krustine

A possessed car that ate clowns

3. Maya

Moe’s little person girlfriend

4. Maggie

The Simpson’s youngest daughter. I shouldn’t have to explain that to you

5. Snowball II

The Simpson’s current cat, and successor to Snowball I

6. Random Floater Name : Lucy



7. Gabbo

Ventriloquist dummy, and Ray Jay Johnson detractor

8. Linguo

Lisa’s grammar correcting robot

9. Hank Scorpio

Dynamic CEO, & international super-terrorist

10. Thrillhouse

Wellcome Thrillho

11. Bonestorm

Buy me Bonestorm, or go to hell!

12. Random Floater name: Scrambles The Death Dealer

Brutal category 5 hurricane

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