1. He's a pioneer. He was taking selfies before any of the rest of us were on it.
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Instagram will bow down before you if you aspire to be Bravo.
2. He knows that happiness begins with an unshakable faith in your own awesomeness.
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3. He knows the importance of staying fresh.
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4. And he knows that pleasure and leisure should be your highest priorities, even when time is short.
5. He'll show you the right way to spend a Saturday night.
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Seriously, if you don't do this, you're doing it wrong.
7. He will teach you that the key to comfort is creating it for yourself.
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8. And that a little flattery never killed anyone.
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9. He knows that persistence is the key to success.
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Warning: This is the wrong way to win back an ex.
10. And he'll teach you that all happy relationships are built on having things in common.
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11. He'll teach you how to be self-reliant.
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12. He knows that gender is just a construct and true confidence means defying convention.
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13. He'll help you deal with situations calmly and without panicking.
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14. He'll give you a motto to live by, and teach you to believe in yourself.
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With totally logical reasons too.
15. And of course, the main reason: His whole life is a pursuit of love.
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(Even if that manifests as really terrible pick-up lines.)
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Yep, sign me up.
