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Me: I like you. Crush: Aww. You're a nice guy. You cheer me up always. You donated me a kidney when I needed it the most but I like Raju.
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Wen u abt 2 score wid dat girl after tryn ful nite bt dat hotter guy swoops in at d las minut
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i call my vagina 'pomegranate' because dudes don't know how to eat it
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The true face of the Friendzone
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When I catch somebody staring at bae
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Sup geometry
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bae: come over me: I'm busy bae: my parents aren't home *I go over* There is no bae. There was never a bae. DIRECTED BY M NIGHT SHYAMALAN
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My biggest worry when I'm flirting with a boy is that he's going to die & our text messages are going to be on the news.
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Me talking about my crush when he isn't looking
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Me: Yaar relationship mein bahot problems chal rahi hai. Friend [who hasn't dated a human being in 25 years]: Meri baat dhyaan se sunn
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everyone on facebook vs. me
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He: Oh! She's online. Won't ping. Chep lagega. She: Omg he's online! Shouldn't ping. Desperate lagungi. #EndofLoveStory
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Me: *trying to forget the past & move on* Facebook: You have memories with your first love and your deceitful friends to look back on today.
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Sincerely hope Hemant uncle confused Tinder for Facebook.
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And that,kids,is how I met your father.
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responding to thirsty DMs like
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When you give up on dating:
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Who doesn't, imsagar_taco? Who doesn't?