This Guy Got Drunk At A Zoo, Jumped Into A Lion's Enclosure, And Tried To Woo The Damn Lion

    Can't make this stuff up.

    This is Mukesh, a 35-year-old Rajasthan native. On May 23, he got HAMMERED and jumped into a lion’s enclosure at the Nehru Zoological Park in Hyderabad.

    He reportedly attempted to shake hands with the ferocious beast, and screamed “Please come to me, my darling, please” a bunch of times.

    Mind you, he waded through a shitload of water and stuff to woo the lion.

    While Mukesh was professing his love to the lion, people around the enclosure began yelling for the zoo staffers to rescue him.

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    “Mukesh was lucky that he got away. He was completely drunk when he jumped in,” a zoo official said.

    Mukesh came out of the situation unscathed, although his advances towards the lion were rejected.

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    Well, safe to say that Mukesh knows what it's like to be single AF.