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Which 1508 Roommate Are You?

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Do you enjoy discussing politics?

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You are the mom of the apartment. You excel at being passive aggressive and grabbing your bag and shoes when Katt is smoking weed in the apartment rather than helping Andrea confront her. Meaghan often harasses you to discuss politics with her and eventually you give in, but these discussions become violent once the death penalty is brought up. What a honyock!!! You only brought one fork and one spoon to the apartment when you moved in but somehow you avoided all confrontation over apartment issues. Kudos to you! Also, you are pretty sure Andrea hates you. Your favorite pastime is recruiting people to play ukulele with you at first Friday. And finally, your best moment was when you tricked Clay into adding you to the AFC group me and left.

EMILY MULLER

Hallo? U there? I hear voices. 
You are an icon to Republicans of America and, no matter how much you deny it, you continue to laugh at extremely offensive memes. You have been towed multiple times but continue to park illegally and get angry when it happens again. You live on brownies and love to facetime Emily and Andrea when they least expect it. Your favorite pastimes include searching through cookies and cream ice cream to find the oreos, hiding potatoes growing vine extremities in Emily's room, commenting on all of Clay's pictures on social media, and speaking tongues while charging at someone on all fours. What a class act! Your most iconic moments in this apartment have been all the disasters you have caused, including breaking a 10 gallon fish tank, crystalizing powdered sugar on the stove, and staining your door with snow men decorations.

MEAGHAN SALL

Please reassess your choices. No one really understands you or the things you do. Did you mention, you're from downtown Houston? Or that you are an expert in rap music? You made chicken wings then left the bones on the counter for multiple weeks. Emily took you to Breakaway and you asked her if she was Jewish. You love to drink vodka straight out of the bottle, but you're Russian so it's like water to you, right? You occasionally pass out on the kitchen floor and accuse Jack (Meaghan's boyfriend) of assaulting you. You are such a generous soul, which you exemplified by selflessly volunteering to pour acid into your eyes to convince Andrea you were pregnant. You left a bowl of milk on the floor but obviously it wasn't yours because you don't like cereal. Eventually, you announced that you were going vegan and immediately after you opened a can of Spam. During your juice cleanse you filled your Brita pitcher with green sludge. You don't understand Brita filters. You never drank the juice. You forced everyone to go to roommate mediation then accused everyone else of causing all of the problems. As the most lit roommate, you took it upon youself to knock on everyone's door at 2am and ask them to party. You smoked weed in your room but had multiple different excuses for why your roommates could smell it that didn't add up. Meaghan gave your fish away, and you stole our paper towel holder.

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Did you really live here? The others say no, but you were there at least 3 times total. Meaghan often harasses you about your committee partner and tries to make you break into Emily's room while she sleeps. You are often told not to come home without cookie dough. You are given all of the worst chores. When your roommates are having a political debate, it is vital that you do not take a side or voice any opinions because one of them will, undoubtedly, attack you. You set off the fire alarm making smores with the toaster, which was put on the campus story. It is your job to always eat brownies and ice cream with Meaghan which makes you a terrible nutrition major but a true friend. Your biggest job is to make sure Emily thinks you hate her. You cried laughing at the "look at this giraffe" compilation, and you love Harry Potter. You and Emily spontaneously buy fish and realize your mistake when you see how expensive everything is. One fish killed the other. You have no food at the apartment and are rumored to "never be seen again" by these roommates.

ANDREA TURNER

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