Ever find yourself stumped for conversation starters when socializing with a preschooler? Just refer to this handy chart...
When it comes to dress codes, some schools crack down HARD!
If you really want to practice being a parent, one dog won't do the trick.
Eggs: They ARE all what they're cracked up to be!
Somebody crack a window.
They don't come any cuter and cuddlier than the Easter Bunny but not all bunnies are adorable. Some are bad. Very, very bad.
To procreate or not to procreate -- that is the question. Here is the answer.
From Baby Jesus to Baby Huey.
The men had their say. Now it's our turn.
Turns out Cat "Yusuf " Stevens really looooved his dog. Go figure.
Seriously, let's be realistic.
Now that Heidi Montag is negotiating to pose in Playboy again, we wanted to take a look at her journey towards perfection ... with the help of celebrity plastic surgeon, Dr. Frank Ryan.
Chew on this. On second thought, don't.
Got kids? 401K not wiped out yet? Still have a job? Great! Here are ways to end up in the poorhouse anyway...
Jesus H. Christ! Can't people please be honest when they write their annual Holiday missive?!
Jesus IS everywhere!
Freaky Korean artist turns kid's drawing into real life.
Kiddie blow-torch anyone?
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